Psssst!
Yeah, you in the tweed jacket. With the broken spell-checker. And no common sense.
As an "average" citizen of the world, I have a few pro-tips for you about what and what does not constitute "news". In other words, stop bombarding the world with headlines (that simply won't seem to drop off of my news reader's top-5 list no matter what else happens in the world), unless they are actually meaningful.
For example, the following event is never, ever, under any circumstances, worth writing an entire article about:
Some hockey mom from Alaska rides a motorcycle.
The fact that she is not yet a declared presidential candidate makes it even less news-worthy. Don't you fucking idiots see that as long as you drool over every move she makes from now until Labor Day when she really does make an announcement that is news-worthy (sort of) you're giving her free publicity?
Ah sweet mother of shit, I just did it myself. Good thing nobody actually reads this blog...
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